And now, for something totally different.

the world needs more pirates riding elephants I think

Absolutely! :-) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

More presidents and prime-ministers riding elephants for sure :O)

A Wild West Rodeo! Now that's the way to solve the world's problems... ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

BTW, I could be pedantic and say it should be... And now for something completely different ...but I won't. ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

You could be pedantic, but you'd be wrong. What Denver has said may be different, but it isn't bad English, unless of course you're pepsoid.

Well... oka-a--ay!! (I was referring to the Monty Python phrase, BTW... I wouldn't be so pedantic as to pick someone up on bad grammar...!) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

I love to see Yanks do 'olde worlde'. It's so funny! They've got llamas in there along with Shakespearean dress and fire-eaters. Great photos, by the way. RD - it was dirty, scrofulous and horrible in those days - give those people some diseases, make them smash up their teeth and get them to smell, to reek, to stink to high heaven - and then we'll get a few steps closer to authenticity (and lose the llamas!)

I declare this to be a caption competition. Here's one for starters: 'Champion Dog Shagger of the day looks pleased with himself' http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2012-14-18%20PM.htm(link is external)

"I want a Mai Tai the size of this umbrella, please!" http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-21-55%20AM.htm(link is external) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

"Yes, I know the hairpiece isn't as manly as yours, but at least I've got long, flowing locks to woo the ladies with..." http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-22-06%20AM.htm(link is external) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

I'll never be able to play Lola on this, thought Clapton... http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-24-27%20AM.htm(link is external) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

The mud-wrestling match wasn't quite was she expected http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-25-05%20AM.htm(link is external) ( I'm on a roll! ) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

I'll never be able to play Lola on this, thought Clapton... at least not as well as the Kinks. Might not be perfect for Layla either :O)

"This tattoo won't take a sec - just hang in there and think of Angelina Jolie..." http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-40-11%20AM.htm(link is external) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

"How you finding this new diet?" http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-40-43%20AM.htm(link is external) ~PEPS~ “You do not truly know someone until you fight them.”

New! slip on heads - the ultimate in makeovers.

http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2012-24-14%20PM.htm(link is external) "Bob's entry for the 2006 '101 uses for a decapitated Santa-Dwarf' competition won particular praise for its originality"

http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-40-11%20AM.htm(link is external) "And this is how we trained for the Thumb Smashing Contest." "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org(link is external)

http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-58-07%20AM.htm(link is external) Court Jester Invents the Toasted Marshmellow "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org(link is external)

http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2011-46-20%20AM.htm(link is external) Wince Bottomsley: Winner of the Hemaroid High Jump "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org(link is external)

In any case, I am gratified to learn that the Renaissance has finally arrived in Colorado. "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org(link is external)

"When you said you were horny, I thought you were just talking about the helmet." http://users.isp.com/radiodenver/pages/CRF%208-5-2006%2010-41-11%20AM.htm(link is external)