For a minute there, I looked over at my 12 inch plastic measuring device (just in case you thought this was another thread about Bush or Blair) and thought it said¦
what joy, another shit thread from peps. What a shame you can't get to the do tonight dear boy, so many people I'm sure, would be enthralled by your incredible conversation and wit. Still, at least by not attending you will have time to study other implements to see if they have rude words on, or failing that you can write some more wonderful tales for us to read, after all one can never get enough Larry and Mick can one?
~SAGS~
That's a funny story peps.
The other night I was spraying weedkiller in the front garden and I thought it said on the label 'please force feed to annoying children', when in fact it said 'please keep out of reach of children'
How we laughed.
Thank you, Maddan! I also chuckled somewhat at your merry little weedkiller snippet...
:-)
( If only we could all be as witty and intellectual and dryly ironic as dear Ms HairyArse, eh...? ***sigh*** )
~PEPS~
“There is no spoon.â€
At the Renaissance Festival I showcased on the other thread with photographs, there was a booth for shooting cross-bows at targets.
The Barker was yelling for all the adults to bring their children to play with sharp objects.
Sharp objects here...get your deadly sharp objects here...brinig your sons and daughters to put their eyes out...free grevious wounds here...
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haha! In the doctor's waiting room this afternoon I spotted a poster which read "Thiking about giving up sardines?" and I thought...huh? then realised it said smoking. titter. A lady said to me "you seem very lost in thought young man." And I ignored her because I think that's a bit rude...skipping over the "how long have you been waiting?" and the weather and exoecting me to part with stuff that I'd only share with loved ones. I checked to make sure her hair had not invaded my privacy zone and read national geographic. The cheek
http://www.newbienudes.com/?ref=z884640
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
BBF said "Whatever made me decide to stick a nail file up my arse as a recreational alternative."
Beats me, BBF. Whatever turns you on. Happy filing :O)
peps, my little ingenue, I suspect Maddan was taking the piss. What's it like going through life thinking that everyone loves you, not realizing that most think you are a first class dullard?
You know, a while ago i accused Mykle of driving people away from the forum. He denied this (only coz he is thick) but it is true.
The last time ths forum thrived was when, by pure co-incidence, Mykle was in Thailand, Pepsi-bollocks was self-absorbed (what else?) with self-publishing his unfunny tales of L&M and Arrogantgirl was away doing god-knows-what (but not editing)
I'm sure you three think the forum is buzzing. It isn't. Stop boring everyone to death and this place may come back to life, you half-wits
Everyone doesn’t love me? Some people find my stories unfunny? Joe, I’m traumatised, I didn’t realise!
Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth…
~PEPS~
“There is no spoon.â€
(Blimey, what a lot of unnecessary bitterness! For what? Is this site where your poison comes out, Joe/Saggy/BBF etc, or are you like this in the rest of your lives too? Calm down, calm down, as Enfield's Scousers might say...)
I misread signs and labels almost constantly. I also regularly misperceive images. (The recent Guardian pull-out poster depicting loads of squid looked pornographic to me initially). Maybe I should put my glasses back on.
I also misunderstand my two year old daughter at times - I thought she was telling me I wanted a poo the other day but she was pointing out my shampoo. I thought it was weird for her to have a direct link to my bowel.
There, back to poo again, phew.
Hello Galfreda!
Everything comes back to poo... as I don't believe Freud was ever wont to say...
Mis-readings and mis-hearings are often a fine source of humour + fiction, I find. Combine that will children and... the sky's the limit!
(... Who's BBF? ...)
~PEPS~
“There is no spoon.â€
Perhaps if hemorrhoid stopped continually posting such total shit (poo again sorry) then other users would be less inclined to direct their bitterness at him. He swamps the gen diss forum with imbecilic comments more suited to a kids chatroom, whenever there is a 'serious' discussion going on in he wades with his stupid smileys and signatures (after a while he becomes impossible to simply ignore, I have tried for over a year to let it pass me by, but now his irritation level has surpassed the critical stage). Also whenever he has recently posted more of his 'tales' he moves over to discuss writing forum and posts in there too, notably he rarely comments on others work when he himself is not fishing for feedback.
Oh and to save me answering another of his fucking shitty posts, keep your hugs monkey boy, save em for someone who gives a shit.
To pre-empt the Clouseaus among you, I am not SHAL.
As it happens I'm also not a ladee, don't have a saggy arse and it's not particularly hairy either.
Saggy...
So other than venom, frothing, spitting and bile, Saggy, what exactly is your contribution to the forum?
Regarding the "fishing for feedback," the thought never even occured to me. I actually thought that, as this is primarily a writing site, I ought to make more of a contribution to the "Discuss Writing..." forum. You may (or not) have noticed that until recently I have had a period of not posting many of my "tales." I'm sure you don't care, but I've had some stuff going on lately which has meant I have felt little inspired to produce any new fiction, but as I have more recently produced a bit of a spurt of fiction, I thought it only appropriate that I should have more of a look at what others are writing. Sad that you can only see the negative/ulterior motives in this...
Generally speaking, although I do have some serious opinions (which I have shared on these forums, if you had been inclined to notice), my philosophy on life is to try and keep things light... you may not agree with this approach (and I don't see any evidence that you come anywhere close), but it's what I believe in...
What's the point of just throwing out insults and nastiness? I'm not stupid or naive; I know I'm not universally loved or appreciated, but I also know that there are people who find me funny, interesting or whatever - far from everyone, far from every member of ABC, but enough to make me feel that my existence here is not pointless.
Yes, I am known to throw out silliness, irreverance and "childish" comments, but A. this is not all I do, and B. I get some positive comments from this... so where's the harm? If you don't like it, ignore it... I never fill up pages and pages with my "shit," so how hard is it to scroll through what you don't like to what you do like?
Forums evolve, people come and go... I, for one, appreciate - even enjoy - all the various personalities - yes, even Mississippi! - who, although he can be downright insulting, does at least have some interesting &/or vaguely amusing things to say... whereas you just seem to bring negativity... like I said before, what's the point?
There you are, you've got a rise out of me... happy?
~PEPS~
“There is no spoon.â€
sitting here at my desk with my hand tucked under my armpit, buttocks clenched and eyes tightly shut as I attempt to use the medium of meditation to embark on a journey of self discovery. But argh...oooh...ergh...ah ....No! no matter how hard I strain no spiritual awakening has befallen me and I am still unable to confirm that I am me.
Jude, try this.
Stand in front of a mirror, grab a pair a tweezers and pluck a nose hair. If you can see it happen in the mirror and feel it at the same time...you are indeed you (minus one nose hair)
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Fuck me! You were only avin' a laugh pepsoid - lets lock you up and throw away the key mate... Half way through reading this light relief I had visions of irate villagers heading your way with burning torches and pitch forks - grrrr! He's not like us... burn the heretic...
But what a laugh reading this barrage of bollox! Thanx to pepsoid a discusssion occured (if thats what you call it). Isn't that what forum is about? It is a slow month after all.
BTW any one found riding me better do it with humour or a black belt - Growl (I'm glad I had that extra beer now - tee hee).
More unecessary silliness please - it is welcomed by hard working writers who need a break from being uber-serious. A good prevention for up-ones-arseness.
Peace ;)
and then there's always the constipated mathematician who found he could work it all out with a pencil.
(a lifetime of 5th grade humor--nothing is wasted in God's economy)
"You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org
Brainvoid, I didn't say 'some' people find your stories unfunny, I said that I did... the fact that they are read by so few does, however, indicate that 'most' people find them unfunny. Personally, I find them tedious. You need to learn how to write without projecting your own personality into your characters... and that's a genuine 'help' and not a dig. Take it or leave it, it's up to you.
Medusa-head, I see it didn't take long for you to show up with your usual insults. If I volunteered to edit abctales, I'd have done a damn fine job of it, unlike you. Whenever someone complained you posted that you were 'too busy' to have the time to read everything. I can understand that. What I can't understand (well, I can really, because you are a vain egomaniac) is how you managed to spend so much time refuting every post that disagreed with your premise in whatever argument was ongoing at the time, yet had no time to 'edit', you plank.
Mykle, you are indeed Brad Pitt but, alas, without the Brad.
Skinsen, eat my shorts (is that silly enough for you?)
Oops, forgot to ask Galfreda how it is that she only shows up when people have a go at Mykle or Pepsifantacola or Medusa_head and why she doesn't join in other discussions?
Well? (I know the answer, I just want to hear the lies :-))
Hmm, my first e-altercation...
I've been involved in threads on other forums which have no connection with the people you listed Joe. But I'm fascinated to hear who you think I am/what 'the answer' is.... What a world of intrigue is this web. Email me privately if you're too scared to make a further fool of yourself on this forum....
And for the record - I defend Pepsoid and Archergirl when they are being bullied because I have been bullied before (off the web) and have been a teacher (surrounded by bullying-situations among students and staff which I always felt a responsibility to bear witness to).. and I do feel it's important to bear witness when someone is being bullied. And Joe, you're a big bully whose own confused identity shows itself most in its distrust of other people's web-IDs.
RD I don't think women have nose hair, but if they do they must be microscopic. And to slew sideways from the thread, what are the origins of 'out of left-field' and 'the whole 9 yards.' I'm sure they're sporting terms but which sports and how were they used in them?
"Out of left field" and the "the whole 9 yards" both have origins in sports.
Out of left field comes from our national passtime, baseball. Left field is a position usually far away from the action. Left fielder's do from time-to-time get a little action but it is seldom and more often than not, it requires a throw to home plate which is off the mark by a significant amount. Something out of left field would be rare and inaccurate.
The whole 9 yards relates to American football. A team must advance the football 10 yards to get a first down. The whole 9 yards would be something on the order of significant progress approaching completion of the task.
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The origin of "the whole nine yards" is unknown, but it first appeared in the 60s. If American football was the origin, then its use was ironic, or sarcastic.
"You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org
Goodness, wittle joe_novak beaws a gwudge against me for my time editing. Appawently I didn't do a good enough job for wittle joey. Wew, I'm sooo sowwy I didn't pwease you, joey-pants. I know to what high standawds you hold yoursewf and this fowum, being that in your cuwwent incarnation, you contwibute fuck-all except insults to people you feel you don't 'wike'. You wittle pwick. Boo hoo!
a mastermind thread...one where missi gets tripped-up for knowing fuck all about anything. I DO hope you have that old thread. I've never met anyone who doesn't know his north-west from notth-east....especially given only 250 miles.
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
As it happens Ali, I have both of them, I'll email them to you.
Time for another reincarnation, alumgoon. You've completely blown this one by showing your true colours. Shouldn't you be taking digipics of your disgusting little body parts for your buddies?
I see you've realised that your link is not acceptable on here. A pity it took your betters to point out your folly to you, isn't it?
http://www.freewebs.com/michaeljamestreacy/index.htm
Talking about 12-inchers...
I kept losing mine in the embroiling corridors and shop floors I inhabit during daylight hours... so I wrote along its length in big, indelible letters, 'TAKE ME BACK TO MICK'.
Cor blimey! Problem solved. It always comes back to me.
It also advises, 'non-shatter'. Now that IS spooky.
Hmm...I see we have a few sour pickles in this bunch. Boy, Joe's had a shot at just about everybody on the thread. Do me next, I find your combacks humorous.
Give me the beat boys and free my soul! I wanna getta lost in ya rock n' roll and drift away. Drift away...
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
Share your state secrets at...
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There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
The All New Pepsoid the Second!
Share your state secrets at...
http://www.amerileaks.org
Share your state secrets at...
http://www.amerileaks.org
Share your state secrets at...
http://www.amerileaks.org
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -
Dennett
Give me the beat boys and free my soul! I wanna getta lost in ya rock n' roll and drift away. Drift away...
Give me the beat boys and free my soul! I wanna getta lost in ya rock n' roll and drift away. Drift away...