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I wish

this were a pub. Everyone logged onto who's online is someone I'd happily have a drink with right now.

agreed *gets sherry*
yes god... would be lovely. Can we have a doorman?
there was a lovely doorman in the old days ...
Hello, hope that still stands now I'm here. Can I have a softie?

 

yooohoooo jude ... you still off the fags?
taj wasnt it? jude, have a lemonade.
Sadly not, *feels ashamed* but I still have it in my head to 'do it' . I am down to 3 or 4 a day so I hope I will be more succesful in my future efforts. Looking to the positive, 9 months, 2 weeks and 4 days off the booze though! *Guzzles Lemonade*

 

that is brilliant jude ... ages ... well done alcohol is such an appalling thing sometimes ... i have seen it completely distort people ... horribly ...
Really alcohol distorted people beautifully for me.... it was only when I woke up in the morning I realised that they were the mingiest minger ever!

 

Really? Alcohol distorted people beautifully for me.... it was only when I woke up in the morning I realised that they were the mingiest minger ever!

 

oops I didn't post that twice...you're seeing double!

 

mingiest? shurely not. I've made you a virgin daquiri, as they'd call them in the US of A. Here Jude. We don't need a doorman. I could do with a daquri myself.
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*Sips JD and Coke (no ice) uncomfortably* *Clears throat* *says something inane*
*waits for enzo to distort*
Mingingest or most minging, sorry. As this is a pub we can make those random comments one does and I'd like to know why I've been looking at men's bottoms a lot on tubes lately. Apart from the obvious which is I get on early and get a seat and often therefore have men's bottoms at eye level. I'm just wondering why I'm noticing these things, is it some kind of hormonal thing that kicks in at 30? jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

 

yes ... and it lasts 12 years ... (and counting) *also waits for enzo to distort* this is fun ...
I don't drink but I smoke a lot, is that okay? nobody
Oh yes, smoking permitted. And there is plenty of tea/coffee here. Alcohol is by no means necessary. And your name was on the online list when I did this post.
not sure i know you nobody how do you do?
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*smokes* Don't women peak sexually at about thirty...or certainly later than men. I'm past my peak. Gutted.
and P's nearly 37 so maybe that's why I've been looking, well gawping really.

 

Great. Gin and tonic. Double. Sexual peak at 30? Is this true? Is it really? Or is it something 30 year old women say to legitmately cop off with 18 year olds? Does this mean I can legitimately cop off with 18 year olds? *downs gin* Not that I'd want to cop off with 18 year olds you understand. *downs another*
*snatches bottle*
The idea of copping off with an 18 year old is horrible. My brother will be 18 on Saturday and to make a move on any of his friends, urgh well it would just seem very very wrong... anyway a man only really starts to look like a man at about 24 and its getting later and later (I almost believe the urban myth that it's caused by women flushing HRT pills down the loo and it gets into the environment) jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

 

Ivory, now I don't believe we've met, how do you do yourself. nobody
Oh brilliant - I just get here in time to wash up the glasses... Who left their fleece here?
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