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You Couldn't Make It Up...

From the Sunday Times:

BAE SYSTEMS, one of the world's biggest arms manufacturers, is designing a new generation of "green munitions, including "lead-free bullets and rockets with reduced toxins.

It also wants to cut the dangerous compounds in its jets, fighting vehicles and artillery, which it warns "can harm the environment and pose a risk to people.

The initiative is being backed by the Ministry of Defence, which has proposed quieter warheads to reduce noise pollution and grenades that produce less smoke. There have even been experiments to see if explosives can be turned into manure.

Dr Debbie Allen, director of corporate social responsibility at BAE systems, said that although it might seem strange to have a green policy for munitions, it was important to consider the environmental impact of all products.

"Weapons are going to be used and when they are, we try to make them as safe for the user as possible, to limit the collateral damage and to impact as little as possible on the environment, she said.

Camus, I have to borrow your line again. FFS. "Weapons are going to be used and ...we try to make them as safe for the user as possible...". Unbelievable. How very thoughtful of them. How does Dr Allen sleep at night?!
That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages. Maybe we should suggest bio-degradable land-mines, that would be handy. ~ www.fabulousmother.com
A vacancy exists for Director of Corporate Social Responsibility with this Blue Chip Weapons Manufacturer. You will be a team player, with a minimum six years experience in explosives, missile technology, and outreach work with disadvantaged communities. The ability to communicate with people at all levels is essential, as is a strong sense of irony. The remuneration package includes a substantial basic salary, target driven bonuses (targets will be clearly marked on the maps provided), and a company armoured car. Applications are particularly welcome from people with moral scruples, who are currently under represented in this area.
Jesus christ, Eamonn, what the hell are you doing up at this hour? I gotta good excuse, I gotta plane to catch.

 

Still, if we can kill each other in the cleanest, friendliest way possible, that's gotta be a good thing. ~PEPS~ “Underlay is overrated."

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