the poetry of hate

So I was reading this thing on a blog about Hazel Blears throwing her hat into the deputy leadership ring, and Hazel's not well liked*, and this is a mostly tory leaning blog, and some of the comments about her were just beautiful:

"grinning automaton"
"constantly on the make in a Ritalin induced frenzy, ginger haired Mancunian midget"
"patronising little numpty"
"all the sexual charisma of a serious road traffic accident"
"odious Clockwork Chocolate Orange"

Some of these descriptions become poetic by the sheer force of hatred behind them, you can almost hear the bile dripping from their lips as they type.

Have you heard any really vicious descriptions of people (especially politicians) you like? There must be a few good ones from these forums.

(*I'm not a Blears fan myself, but in the interests of fairness a friend of mine who has actually met her says she is "not as despicable as most of the rest of them." - so there you go)