Christmas presents

For Pepsoid: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/0141317140/ref=dp_image_0/202-...(link is external)

For the triplets (Fish/ Pesky/ Rachel) http://www.edirectory.co.uk/sexydirectory/1016/mia/d/willy+ice+makers+cl...(link is external) jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net(link is external)

tony's pressie ... http://www.cocktail.uk.com/shop/products/product.asp?ID=1310(link is external)

Thanks for the present Tony. The English to Geordie machine did this to one of my stories. "The Geordie: The shopkeeper looks at me suspiciously as Ah playce the coins in his hand. A black breeze on me face, the material of me veil is not heavy. A woman is created in the space between his cornea an hor skin. Hes narked tha his gaze is obstructed. Aal his leif he has expected lasses te provide unthinkingly what he wants. Ah feel him, resentful, wanting te explore me, te hump a piece of me away in his mind. Hes surprised when Ah speak, as if fabric could block soond as well as seit . Lads are so limited. He examines me eyes, imagining me naked an broon , smelling of musk an sweet spices. Unseen, Ahm free te transform. Ahm a creature woven frem moss an twigs an wrapped in ivy; a shining lizard, jewelled an rainbowed, secrets of every leif in history tattooed across me in angel’s script; Ahm made of pure white light. Te him, Ahm a shadow, a woman-shaped void. Aa've become summat else, not a woman, not a gadgie . What possibilities fre a new keind of person? His face says ‘hypocrite’. ‘Cheat’ Perfume, lipstick, wax. Ah buy them fre mesel ." I reckon it sounds better. I present you with this for Christmas: http://www.armegalo.com/cow/christmas.html(link is external) Cheers, Mark

Jude's pressie: http://www.mcphee.com/items/10354.html(link is external)

For everyone who needs a break from writing! Use your arrow keys to get Santa drunk. Pick up drinks and mince pies for points... and DON'T touch the train track. Good sound effects, too. http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf(link is external)

For Tony http://www.ukhairdressers.com/store/details.asp?ID=HeadjogPinkCombSet(link is external) You can always sell it on to Martin_T

There's only one thing for Jack Cade (to teach him about funny!) http://www.amazon.co.uk/Catherine-Tate-Show-Box-Set/dp/B000GY75DK/sr=8-1...(link is external)

Having met Jack, he needs feeding up http://www.hollandspies.co.uk/(link is external) for ggggggggareth, another 'g' http://www.hiphopice.com/gunit50centchains9.html(link is external)

For Missi: http://www.linsdomain.com/totems/pictures/pigeon.jpg(link is external) for ag: http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Halloween/images/bald_wig.JPG(link is external) There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

A superhero for everyone on here who has a child. Or is still a child. http://naropa.cut.org/supress/open/base_open.asp?strSub=Children&strType...(link is external)

FOR BIGGUS, HERE IS A LOWER CASE KEYBOARD... http://www.rm.com/Primary/Products/Product.asp?cref=PD413951(link is external)

One each, for everyone, so we can all set them off together in the spirit of Yuletide. http://www.lakelandlimited.co.uk/product.aspx/solutions/exclusives!20852(link is external) Argh. Also, in case anyone's lonely at Christmas time = http://www.lakelandlimited.co.uk/product.aspx/solutions/exclusives!4700(link is external)

Bums. How do you make links 'live' again?

Perfect for Stormy's xmas cigar: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i22.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/...(link is external) There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

I spent some time over this one for maddan:- http://www.magicfactory.com.au/shop/images/N2569-Zombie-Mask.jpg(link is external) There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

For Fergal: http://www.buderimginger.com/consumer_info/search_results_details.asp?in...(link is external)

Ideal stocking fillers for gggggareth. What more would a Crewe lad want: http://kaiserbilhelm0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/...(link is external) There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennett

2 prezzies for me! Thanks guys! Here's something for Yan + Jack... http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/jrickclark/Structures/boxing-ring/02-b...(link is external) [[[~P~]]] ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com(link is external) - latest... Addendum to "Disappearing Robots")

aw, peps, are they picking on you? here's one to cheer you up. From me to you. x http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://folk.ntnu.no/steinkje/wank...(link is external)

Here's another for Peps... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MILLA-JOVOVICH-2007-CALENDAR_W0QQitemZ250054360297...(link is external)

Don't think you can fool me with your not-so-cunning pseudonym, Archergrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl... :-!!! (can I really have that one, gggg? Can I, can I?????) [[[~P~]]] ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com(link is external) - latest... Addendum to "Disappearing Robots")

hahahahahahahahahaha jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net(link is external)

I like the thought of Breakfix's "fast and easy one-handed operation" ! And I think Peps is thinking along the same lines too...

And for our British friends...this may be of no use at all. http://site.spymuseumstore.org/7680.html(link is external) Visit me http://www.radiodenver.org/(link is external)