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...followed by 'This message is sponsored by Starbucks', then a continuous loop of 'Help!'(or 'Getting Better' and 'I Feel Fine' for hypochondriacs and those in need of subliminal healing).

"When the NHS goes private and we ring the hospital, do you think we'll get a 'thanks for your patients' message when we're put on hold?" No, they'll just ask you for your credit card details.

And perhaps when the emergency services become privatised, we'll have a recorded message along the lines of... Press 1 for ambulance, 2 for police, 3 for fire... [1]... Press 1 if you are likely to die within the next 10 minutes, 2 if you have at least 30 minutes to live or 3 if it isn't really an emergency and you could wait for the bus - please press ** to return to the previous menu... pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)

I've neve seen a :~) before... May I use than, Mr Yan? pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)

This joke had me spluttering into my Sunday morning Chardonnay. Q. What did the farmer say to the cow on his roof? A. Get down.

What did the cow do? Start dancing like James Brown? pe ps oid ... What is "The Art of Tea"? ... (www.pepsoid.wordpress.com)