Most irritating things of all?

getting called 'babes' mobile phones adverts gangsta rap loud mouths farty exhausts football conversations sour-faced customer service being asked whether I want help with my packing when I only have two items. isp technical support 4 to the floor trance prince charles visiting flood areas because he's trying to avoid questions about his no-show at the diana concert small talk tv radio magazines When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

Itching powder. pe ps oid Blogs! "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

Mobile phones 4x4 drivers people driving while on mobile phones 4x4 drivers using mobile phones 4x4 drivers doing 110 in the fast lane of the motorway 4x4 DRIVERS DOING 110 IN THE FAST LANE OF THE MOTORWAY ON THEIR MOBILE PHONES! These people do not deserve to live!

Something against 4x4 drivers? pe ps oid Blogs! "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

And I'm a Thatcherite. Though admittedly from the Woolly Liberal wing

nice one...I forgot about 4x4's. women in 4x4's, talking on their mobiles, while dropping 6 month old babies off at day nurseries. being single and lonely (especially at night) tan beds greasy make-up face noisy eaters macho pats on the back pvc fascias ..maybe I should just leave the bleedin' country! When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

4x4s mobile phones people who change the spelling of their Christian names old men who dye their hair and eyebrows posh people who talk very loudly in public football cricket quilted body warmers quilted dressing gowns pink quilted dressing gowns pink fantasy novels about characters with silly names people who "travel" rather than go on holiday people who go on about how brilliant their children are children Halloween food served in ridiculously small portions foodies wine snobs wine poetry about da kids middle-class people into street culture - leftier than thou, Nigel "action" films very skinny actresses actors who look about 12 playing tough guys all the people who didn't buy my book fat blokes with beards

People who use lower case when it should be upper. Pedants.

"people who "travel" rather than go on holiday" lol When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

People who say 6 foot rather than 6 feet. You wouldn't say 1 feet would you? Yes you probably would. You know who you are.

People who get irritated by too many things... ;) pe ps oid Blogs! "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

tailgaters particularly vans and lorries any speeding I know better driver noisy eaters high volume personal music snitty girls who bully age 9 (we call them mini wags) rubbish collections every other week (it should be a weekly collection of all recycleables) politicians who plan to bully teachers more rather than say people are different even Marx thought peoples gifts were not all the same

The current fad for replying 'absolutely' when they mean 'yes or 'I agree.' People who say 'way too far', when too far is sufficient. 'Way' is redundant. As is I 'actually' saw him. I saw him suffices. Oh and pedants.

Ambulance sirens at 4am - at that hour, the lights should be sufficient. Trendy restaurants with one-word names (anything trendy, for that matter)

1-Reality TV. 2-Crappy cartoons, I miss Bugs Bunny. 3-Old people who pretend it isn't hot even when it is. 4-Lava lamps that don't work properly. 5-Drivers who have windows so darkly tinted that you can't see through to the other side. 6-Most liberals. and finally... 7-People who talk loudly in another language and point at you.

people on cellphones in blockbuster going down the isle, asking whoever is on the other line about every single movie they come across...and then picking up a jessica simpson movie!

I walk through a vid shop, whilst talking to my girlf about what she might want to watch... :/... I'm being nice and saving her the effort of coming with me! pe ps oid Blogs! "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

well next time you're at the store pepsoid. keep it down.

..and don't take home the jessica simpson. Actually, I'm not sure what would repulse me more: seeing a person discussing movies on the mobile, or seeing a loved-up couple shuffling up the aisle with a packet of butterkist and bag of wine gums..ugh. Saying that - what I'd do to have the opportunity to settle in front of the tv with popcorn and a comfy spoonie. When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix

Why not take home the Jes--? Oh, you mean the movie... ;) pe ps oid Blogs! "the art of tea" "that's an odd courgette"

just waiting for that holographic technology..."A night in with Sophie. Free packet of butterkist popcorn with every purchase." untidiness ppl who's first question is to ask what the weather was like when you come back from hols People who greet me with, "What do you know?" rick parfitt When the power of love overcomes the love of power, we'll find peace. - Jimi Hendrix