Holy Writing Crap, Batman!

Never mind the quality, feel the breadth ... I might have to order another half in ... it's getting tough jostling straws with you three, good job it's a slow night.

Tipp Hex

Wed, 2008-07-16 18:40

ivoryfishbone

can we have crisps?

Wed, 2008-07-16 19:05

I'll be bankrupt at this rate ... ok, hang the expense, a bag of crisps to share, bar-type-person.

Tipp Hex

Thu, 2008-07-17 08:04

jennifer

Hahaha I love Doctor in the House! Hello, and welcome...glass of red, please!

Thu, 2008-07-17 12:19

Nymph

Ahh put yer money away... I'll buy you one...

See my pictures here http://saphiecat.redbubble.com/

Thu, 2008-07-17 12:54

#10

ivoryfishbone

hey pull up a stool nymph ... i'll hotch along ...

Thu, 2008-07-17 15:07

#11

Welcome Photon, make mine a pint of coke Craig

Thu, 2008-07-17 16:48

#12

Jennifer, a glass of this Bull's Blood and you may need a Doctor in the house. Or a pole. Personally, I'm hoping for the pole. Hang on, I have this quick pole erection in my trousers. (stop sniggering, you at the back) Nymph, a woman with cash and the offer of a drink - I may just have fallen in love. Plasticfishbone, hotch along? Pray elucidate, explain this strange tongue that which thou doth speaketh. Thowy, my tongue is clued to the roof of my mouth - damn these cheap crisps. Craig, I ain't got coke by the pint - a line do you?

Tipp Hex

Thu, 2008-07-17 19:27

#13

Only if it's very good, sinus problems and all that! What you having anyway? Just tell the bar staff,don't worry I've go a tab. Craig

Fri, 2008-07-18 01:48

#14

mikepyro

I'll have a sugar free non alchoholic beverage please. god, being a diabetic american sucks. at least I'm thin...

Give me the beat boys and free my soul! I wanna getta lost in ya rock n' roll and drift away. Drift away...

Fri, 2008-07-18 18:02

#15

tcook

Just plug me in and open the tap.

Fri, 2008-07-18 20:37

#16

Plugs Tony into the absynth Craig

Sat, 2008-07-19 08:35

#17

Plugged into the absynth! Dear God ... Ok, we seem to have a jolly band of reprobates gathered at the free (sort of) bar. Lets have a game. Tell me what it is you do in life? (Choose two false and one true profession.) Me? I'm a tax inspector. No, I'm a classical penis, err, I mean pianist. No, really, I'm a fireman. Honest.

Tipp Hex

Sat, 2008-07-19 18:47

#18

1. Concorde pilot 2. Practise target for Met police armed response units. 3. Accountant. Ha-ha, you'll never get it.

Sat, 2008-07-19 19:04

#19

Concorde doesn't fly anymore so you're not a pilot. You have an imagination so you cannot be an accountant. So clearly you're a target for the police - especially as you're still alive!

Tipp Hex

Sat, 2008-07-19 19:13

#20

Correct! Give that man a banana. But there's no need to be rude about accountants. They've got mothers too.

Sat, 2008-07-19 19:28

#21

It's pushing it, but I suppose a mother could love an accountant ... but not one of them have a father!

Tipp Hex

Sat, 2008-07-19 20:15

#22

An aging porn star, an adviser on social issues, a lab technician. Craig

Sat, 2008-07-19 21:07

#23

Caldwell

I'd love a whiskey chaser, and by the way, I'm a Radiation Therapist with full working knowledge of linear accelerators. Actually that may not be officially true, I own and let a chambres d'hotes in a charming little village in the north of France. Hold on, I can't believe I just told you that! Actually I'm a picture researcher at the BBC. Momio, aging porn star? No reason that this shouldn't be true - it would certainly provide enough time in between shoots (as it were) for writing. Being a lab technician would give you deep insights into behavioural systems and reactions to specific surroundings which might aid and inform your writing but your profile rather gives away what your true field of work is likely to be. Shy - I never saw the 'Target' job listed anywhere - can't imagine it in the classifieds. Do you ever get hurt?

Sun, 2008-07-20 09:45

#24

It wasn't in the classifieds, it's voluntary. It stings a bit sometimes but I get BUPA.

Sun, 2008-07-20 18:01

#25

Caldwell - I should have been a porn star, at least in my own mind, but there was a big obstical in my way, or small depending on which way you look at it. Lab wise, I treated myself as a lab rat for many years and then stood back and assessed the dameage, so diid learn a bit about behaviours. But yeah I advise, well sort of, I'm just making the transgression of being merely an opinion! Anyway you cheated. ha ha Craig

Sun, 2008-07-20 19:20

#26