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Sun, 2011-01-30 20:42

prettyrose

joke

Hi guys I thought you may like the following joke I picked up;

Q. What's the difference between publishers and children?

A. You can negotiate with children.

keep Writing :))))

Sun, 2011-01-30 23:54

prettyrose

:)))))) lolol glad u liked it :)

Keep Smiling

Keep Writing xxx

Tue, 2011-02-01 11:13

it068

it068 Q: Whats the difference between a cigar and a cigar smoker? A: Cigars are nice

it068

Tue, 2011-02-01 11:14

it068

it068 Q: A man walked down the street and said: 'I'm' A: He didn't finish off his sentence! HA!

it068

Tue, 2011-02-01 17:40

The Big Bad G

Well if we're back on the jokes... A moustache and a battery walk into a bar and immediately the barman shouts, 'Oi! You two, out.' 'But why? We haven't done anything?!' pleads the moustache. To which the barman replies: 'Well you're off you face and your mate looks like he's about to start something.'

Tue, 2011-02-01 23:35

rjnewlyn

Q: What do you give the girl who's got everything? A: Penicillin (Sorry, but it's about the only one I know ...)

Wed, 2011-02-02 15:32

lenchenelf

Q: What do you call a septic cat ? A: Puss (yes, I know, it's a museum piece)

Wed, 2011-02-02 15:36

StJimmy

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A: A quarter-pounder with cheese. (gross, but my friends think it is funny)

Thu, 2011-02-03 10:38

Geoffrey

Private walking across parade ground. Sergeant yells at him "Hey you I didn't see you at camouflage parade this morning." "Thanks Serge"

Mon, 2011-02-14 17:32

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it068

it068 Q:How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, one to screw in the light bulb

it068

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