Christmas Cards

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Tue, 2012-12-11 12:03

Christmas Cards

I’m considering giving Christmas cards to the regulars on my train, but I don’t know their names. Do you think it’s okay to address them to Snot Girl, Late Bloke, Hairy Legs, Pastafarian, Page Three Secretary, Alex Fergusson, Cliff Dweller, Tits, Serial Killer, Duncan, Polish-Bloke-who-Looks, Mushroom Head, Spy – Good Spy, Troll Wife, This Lot Agen, Doppelgänger, Oxfam Smell and Coffin Bearer?

Tue, 2012-12-11 12:35

scratch

No Karl, I don't think that is ok.

Tue, 2012-12-11 13:10

alex_tomlin

Do it

Tue, 2012-12-11 13:40

Highhat

I wonder how they see you? Would you be offended?

Tue, 2012-12-11 13:55

karl_wiggins

High, I ALWAYS think that. What do they write about old Baldylocks when they get home. No, of course, I wouldn't be offended. If you can't take a bit of banter you shouldn't stick your head above the parapet.

Tue, 2012-12-11 15:22

karl_wiggins

Stan, you're right! I forgot those bastards. I can see I need to re-do my list.

Tue, 2012-12-11 15:32

jolono

Works for me Karl, but wouldn't it be hilarious if someone gave you one back.Wonder what that would say?

Tue, 2012-12-11 16:38

karl_wiggins

I get enough written about me on the toilet walls at work :-)

Tue, 2012-12-11 22:59

denni1

Nut job Bam pot Big mooth

Wed, 2012-12-12 00:09

#10

hudsonmoon

lol. Go for it. And don't forget, Mr. Man Behind The Sunglasses I Know You're Fuckin' Lookin' At Me So Fuckin' Stop It All Ready. He's the train guy on the top of my Christmas list. I wish you luck and a Merry Christmas, Karl. Rich

Wed, 2012-12-12 21:45

#11

karl_wiggins

Thanks Hud,I think I know him. He's married to Mrs-Woman-peeping-at-me-over-the-Metro-while-I'm-trying-to-sneak-a-glimpse-up-her-skirt.

Thu, 2012-12-13 10:16

#12

karl_wiggins

And you know who else I forgot? Feet-on-Seat Pete.

Thu, 2012-12-13 13:20

#13

karl_wiggins

Stan, thankfully the article that’s been circulating claiming that a team of scientists from the Dept. of Forensics, UCL, had removed a row of Central Line seats for analysis proved to be nothing more than an urban myth. The non-existent scientists made some alarming discoveries, most of which you can guess at but also including a previously unheard of fungus!! However, British scientists do reckon that a 40-minute trip on the tube is equivalent to smoking two cigarettes.

Thu, 2012-12-13 13:24

#14

Highhat

Now everyone is getting carried away- when I was a commuter there was this guy who sucked his thumb- God he irritated me but there was always just one seat left for me in his carriage- maybe I was unconsciously drawn to him- 'so to the-guy-who-sucks-his-thumb' Happy Christmas! (from the one who read the progressive left-wing newspaper- I must have irritated them enormously)