What In Darnation Is Going On Now!!

Gosh, am I frapist? I'd love to know who I'm fraping and indeed what frape is. I posted this questionable forum topic as a test to see what sort of comments might come back after becoming sadly disillusioned by the generally mindless activity on forum topics. Many topics on this site are readily used as bait to feed our less attractive natural urges in a listless, convoluted attempt to falsely release personal anger. Generally speaking, they end up as non-intellectual slanging matches far removed from the context of the topic. Even when a perfectly good social/political argument is put forward, this item of conversation, which may well be of great use, is quickly devalued or surreptiously defaced and replaced by witless, irrelevant remarks that serve only to stifle fruitful debate. The topic then diverts further into playground mentality. If someone does present a decent solution worth investigating, this is usually dismissed as a rant or roundly ignored. So what's the point of forum topics and discussion if no one wants to add to it intellectually? Is debate dead? It seems so.

Well I'll be. I'm laughing my head off at the sheer hilarity of the posts. Thank God for forum topics! I'm alive again! I'd have done this years ago if I'd known what the response would be. Rape seems to be a recurring theme in this thread and only the delusional or the really thick will be able to explain how it came to pass (not that I'd stoop so low as to mention any names, Nazi and Highhat, respectively). I'd still like to see a Cameron head, perhaps with shiny red dimples and an apple protruding from an armless hand for a paedophile teacher that could snidely double up as a zit, as a cherry-replacement. I made a quick response to Verdana's post on 'Women and rape' but was on my way out for a hot date so it was cut well short. On a serious note, I still don't know what frape is and would love to be enlightened by someone on this new phenomenon. Perhaps Nazi's the man. Maybe also he could let us all know how this wondrous forum topic could ever be connected to rape. Like I said, answers on a seaside postcard.. I'm off some more phone sex now.

I agree wholeheartedly, Verdana, and a man is a nder. Here's to a fab 2013.

Thanks for your explanation, Archie, but I'm still unsure what Nazi's on about. Is that why he's been a little quiet of late? Come on, Nazi old boy. Let's all get a taste of your aryan intellect and effotless wit. If you want what I'm on, Archie, you'll have to get off drink and drugs for a good wee while. Then and only then does the ordinary and mundane become a joy to witness. It's the innocent shamelessness that I've missed most.

Hi Sundays. Now I get it. Thanks for saying it in bite-size chunks. It's good to get to the bottom of this. Just goes to show how forum topics bring out the worst in me. Confused voluntary mental suffering seems to have been universally embraced, which to some degree satisfies my initial quest to determine how forum topics are bad for me. The blind leading the blind. Hi Nazi. Thanks for using Archie's paragraph to explain your misunderstanding. Someone did say it again, using her own words, and it was thankfully made crystal clear. Hi Pia. I think we do know eachother extraordinarily well considering we've never met. That people thought it inconceivable that I'd post something so ridiculous shows a good amount of personal understanding and care. The fact is I'm prone to very weak moments in which temptation to play devil's advocate is too strong to dismiss. I appreciate that you see me as politically correct but I can assure you I'm everything but. If I was politically correct, I'd be informing the authorities of anything seen as politically incorrect, looking down my nose at homeless people and thanking the status quo for not putting me in the same spot, besides which I am thoroughly apolitical, which in laymen terms means that I believe that humans should be allowed to make their own decisions based on strict spiritual principles and not be guided by corrupt, self-seeking public school terrorists who dress in nice suits and slaughter the innocent. With autonomous anarchy, we are all in charge of our lives for real, not just as a game for the rich to play in order to justify their lavish lifestyle. Without politics and hierarchy, justice is done and we are all one. I don't know what a pod picture is but it does bring to mind the front cover of Day of the triffids. Hi Archie. I know where you're coming from but there's nothing better than seeing things through sober eyes. Agreed, we'll agree to disagree. Can I go now?

Hi Pia, I can be a prickly little shit sometimes and deserved a certain amount of stick for my wayward means of extracting information for my mind to gorge upon in the anus of time. seriously, I appreciate your post and you should know I love you all the more. One thing, I genuinely was laughing my head off and this did happen but I didn't mean to rouse you or anyone else. It was an enquiry as to how fucked up forum topics can get but I didn't see it as a form of snaky victimisation. Just a bit of fun. Hi Archie, I get what you're saying about standing up for oneself against idiots. I do it all the time out there. Just got back from Guildford and a BMW with a couple of young dorks were inside. At a traffic light, the bus couldn't get past turning the corner and all the Beemer had to do was reverse a little. Of course, I weighed in and exchanged lovely comments with delightful expletives, acting like a dork too. They got the message and on leaving I enquired as to whether they should call their mothers, being out after 4pm. I'd like to think I'm a bigger man but sometimes I feel an ingratiating desire to weigh in with my threepence. Too many of these in the spiritual piggy bank add up to me closing in on a relapse and I have to really reel myself back to normal(ish) thinking with prayer and meditation, gratitude and love. Happy New Year, you beauties, and here's to a fab 2013. All the bestest Richard

Still haven't seen the damn things.

What bloody sex life? This online dating game's about as interesting as Friday night at the laundrette. It's quite hard meeting girls when you dron't dink. I met one vivacious lady a few weeks back and she'd tackled one and a half pints of wine within an hour and then told me she'd just come back from hozzie with a lung infection, which surprisingly she didn't attribute to the two bottles she drinks a day. She liked the expression 'functioning alcoholic' when I mentioned she might need a bit of help, but then she had another pint or two, telling me more about her events business, and asked me if I was into BDSM. These normal people are very tricky customers.

Ah, peskmeister. Good to have you back, and yes we're still nuts. Happy New Un!