The A Team
This one is for Rokkitnite, the fifth member of the A Team (sorry about awkward formatting):
Interesting facts about Mr T
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>Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
>folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
>situation, he is always understood.
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>There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is
>going to
>walk.
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>Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then
>created Pity.
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>Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of
>the concept of infinity.
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>Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a
>Casbah.
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>23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has
>taken you to read this sentence.
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>Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse
>kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
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>Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest
>in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a
>black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
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>Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through
>doors.
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>Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
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>In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his
>own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon
>closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks,
>gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's
>jibba-jabba.
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>They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to
>outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person.
>If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.
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>Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man.
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>The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him.
>What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown
>ever recorded in human history.
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>Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is
>around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
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>Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is
>Mr. T.
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>Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
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>The Japanese word for Mr. T is "Godzilla"
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>Mr. T doesn't feel pain; pain feels Mr. T
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>Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always
>predicting pain.
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>Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity.
>Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.
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>Why does Mr. T wear still have his mohawk? Cause his reflection pities
>the fool who don't!
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>Rome wasn't built in a day. But if Mr. T had assisted, it sure as hell
>would've been.
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>It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T
Enzo..
