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Who ate all the pies? The world pie eating championships were thrown into chaos - after one of the organiser's dogs woofed the lot. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2638062.html?menu=news.quirkies.ani... OK, my turn: When people get too fat why do government ministers complain? And when people get too thin why is it that only charities complain? My latest killing is: http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php

Only if there are pies there, or if Sweeney Todd has anything to do with it! Tip of the day: If you're out with Margery Lovett, take good care that you don't get yourself covered in a crimped crust and gravy and end up being sold for tuppence in Bell Yard! Is the question really: Who ate all the pies, or who ate all the people? My latest killing is: http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php

Football supporters?

My, that was funny, Mykle. Do you do stand up?