The Loganberry Award

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Sat, 2011-08-27 17:30

Would you like to be considered for the allocation a prestigious Loganberry? Please submit your poem now. Stories, novels are not considered appropriate for a Loganberry - because they are too wordy - and will not be considered for a Loganberry. The judge's decision is final. The judge will explain his reasoning but will not argue further about it. All submissions will be considered up to end-August British Substandard Time and not beyond. All submissions will be considered and assessed equally whether or not the entry fee of £3,000 has been paid or not.

Sat, 2011-08-27 19:01

Highhat

I may enter but blimey if I have £3000- wow-- you know I think I prefer cherries when it comes down to it. I can't even remember what a loganberry looks like anymore. cherry cherry cherry for free...

Sat, 2011-08-27 19:06

EvanescenceForever

£3000 entry? Have fun looking for entrants...

Sat, 2011-08-27 22:25

Savx

Uh... That would be offensive to angels, FTSE... that first part? But 3000 is a lot... Savannah

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Sun, 2011-08-28 06:12

Highhat

Well if your loganberry is personified in Ralph I think my cherry must be Carl until it is all shriveled up then it is withering Wendy.. that's my opinion..

Sun, 2011-08-28 09:54

animan

Interesting.You have taken me more seriously than I imagined to be a possibility!! On a positive and quite amgelic note, at an extraordinary session of both the n0n-executive and advisory boards of Loganberry Award International (Cayman Islands), it was agreed that the entry fee could be waived in cases where individuals only submitted one proposal for a Loganberry on any one occasion that the Loganberry might be on offer - however squishy. It was decided, rather helpfully, in addition, that individuals (notwithstanding the possibility that there be cases of individuals using multiple noms de plume)could make multiple submissions up to a maximum of 20 million submissions, but these would only be considered and assessed for poetic merit on receipt of the trifling entry fee ... promissory notes would not be acceptable as a form of payment.

Sun, 2011-08-28 11:27

Highhat

I will enter my scones recipe one million times.

Sun, 2011-08-28 11:28

Highhat

Then I'll take the wide road

Sun, 2011-08-28 15:22

animan

Yeah, I agree - 'twas a silly random idea! The loganberry is once more only a fruit (and a phone?). Liked the poems nonetheless - worthy of a prize of some sort!

Sun, 2011-08-28 18:07

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Cavalcader

new FTSE100 Lost comment to you. Think said like scottish receipe, great sense of humour,you have. Plus have a relation used come down from Scotland, so know about your poem. You'll take the high road and I'll take the low and I'll be in Scotland before you? Och aye! maybe you could win the prize for best receipe. And peom, we used have butty soldier's as kids, with boiled eggs, memories. Dipping in the egg. julie x

Wed, 2011-09-21 15:43

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Highhat

I think the phone is a Blackberry not a looganberry! Joe- I just recieved a present from my son- a fountain- a very small tabletop one- good for panic attacks- it's really very sweet and very soothing. Such a thoughtful son ;D hehe Pia

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