No cherries for JK Rowling

that's a lie, because I'm J K Rowling!

I think it's Jake Rolling. 

Anyway, she's the greatest writer who ever ever lived - even better than Shakespeare.  It's nothing to do with quality.  It's all to do with income.  The bigger the income, the greater the writer.  Alice Munro is rubbish by comparison.

Don't knock it until you've got £100 million in the bank. I'm sure those cherries can be bought on the black market.

CM - you big liar, I am J K Rowling . I will tell you the truth guys, I thought the first two-thirds of my first Harry Potter book was good. the same goes for my first Harry Potter movie. After that I kept going because I am a very consistent writer even when I bore myself to death. My favourite character is Ron Weasley because I like Scabbers the rat and i like the train that leaves from platform 12 3/4           Elsie

No Elsie, I can assure you, although I've never read the Harry Potter books, I did write them.

Excuse me CM but one of us is dreaming     Elsie

     Elsie

Will the real JK Rowling stand up please?  And Celt you can sit down because I know you are Spartacus

Moya

Well I'm NOT JK Rowling at all, and would never pretend to be someone I'm not.

I'm Mark Twain

Hee-Hee!  I so wish I WAS J.K. Rowling - I enjoyed the books of hers I read and thought they were very well written to her audience.  Then of course, they made excellent films!  She's a hero of mine - NO WAIT; I am J.K. Rowling living 'downunder' incongnito!