Valentine's Day is coming up

I loved the one Bobblehat read at the do. Maybe we should have a tacky-love-poem comp. The tackier, the more appallingly bad, the better. This is my effort Happy Valentine Day Pope Benedict the teenth The German eyes, the face of grey From forty Marlborough a day. I know that deep down, true love grows But under the cassock never shows Oh love, I caught your furtive glance Across St Peter's square by chance From that day on I knew that we Were joined in love by the big J. C. Alas my Pope, the Church rules say That priests can't marry anyway. Until we get to heaven, we let tension out on rosary...