I know it isn't funny but...

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Thu, 2006-08-10 10:45

With what's going on, and the fact that the level of risk to security has been raised from 'severe' to 'critical' ... I can't help being reminded of this Red Dwarf Script

CAT
We're being sucked into a vent!
Can't fight it!

KOCHANSKI
Air vent walls closing in.

KRYTEN
We must take action. Be bold, positive, decisive. Suggest we move from
blue alert to red alert, sir

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JOHN REID
Prime Minister, had these plans been meticulously executed, we're looking at Mass Murder on an unfathomable scale

TONY BLAIR
How can we do everything we can to ensure that a back-up plan isn't initiated?

JOHN REID
We must take action. Be bold, positive, decisive. Suggest we move our official level of security from severe to critical
blue alert to red alert, sir

Thu, 2006-08-10 11:24

maddan

It's nice they got to play with their new threat level thing so soon, although I'm not entirely clear what I'm supposed to do with the information, panic and vote labour maybe. this system seems more appropiate: http://www.heady.co.uk/rm/twarning.jpg

Thu, 2006-08-10 11:32

poetjude

Ha ...that's Brilliant (I am a huge D.A fan!)

Thu, 2006-08-10 15:17

Radio Denver

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Thu, 2006-08-10 17:52

2Lou

Ahh yes, red alert - as opposed to the 'real and present danger' we were in three years ago which I think was a kinda, 'hint of apple.'

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