Microchrist's important birthday...

It's my birthday on July 25th and I shall be 33 years old. This is an important birthday for me because I am celebrating my life at various speeds of a record player... When I reach 33 1/3, I shall have reached the first phase of my recorded life. I then must wait until I am 45 to have the next level of satisfaction, vinyl style, thrust upon me... i shall make the most of that, as i must wait again for my 78th birthday, when the whole thing ends and I shall be ready for my play-out groove. I'm going to have a sandwich now... Cheers-o...