Fleeces

*lets out breath as Fish passes room with the 3 naughty americans in tow!*

I was going to make a gherkin in a furry jerkin joke but I feel a bit off colour now. Go away, Doctor!

hahah...good job you don't look like him...brrrr scary little man!

you can't banish Doctors like that Galfreda, once they get hold of you they are attached for life.

oh, dr jekyll isn't a man!

Like HPV?

*can I come out yet, I'm bored and I need a wee.*

nah not like hpv, more like attached in the way that bows go with arrows or apple crumble goes with custard.

S...l...o...w... typing again. What's all that stuff about new technologies and simultaneity? Saggy, so you know Dr Jekyll? Has he found you too?

or like Dr jekyll goes with Mr Hyde.

he?

*jumps out and scares Fish* BOOOOOOOO!

My you are subtle Saggy. And so so right!

sorry hun, needed to come out to go to bed, had a traumatic night.

>>> Oh, don't start the US/UK thing again, please<<< er, I thought Galfreda's original profile said she was english, now she claims to be a yank? odd. also, her bio has just disappeared along with her photo! even odder. seems to me that someone has more personality disorders than those she accused me of having... and _I_ know _exactly_ who I am, thankyew.

I usually am, haven't you read my blurb?

Hmm. Have just read your blurb Saggy. Cambridge, eh?

how odd... my post has half-disappeared. here it is again: >>> Oh, don't start the US/UK thing again, please<<< er, I thought Galfreda's original profile said she was english, now she claims to be a yank? odd. also, her bio has just disappeared along with her photo! even odder. seems to me that someone has more personality disorders than those she accused me of having... and _I_ know _exactly_ who I am, thankyew.

ah, just realised my using chevrons as quote marks has probably buggered thing up. I'll try again: "Oh, don't start the US/UK thing again, please" er, I thought Galfreda's original profile said she was english, now she claims to be a yank? odd. also, her bio has just disappeared along with her photo! even odder. seems to me that someone has more personality disorders than those she accused me of having... and _I_ know _exactly_ who I am, thankyew.

Yes Cambridge, do you know it perchance? Although to be honest I don't live in Cambridge itself but rather on the outskirts.

I know where you live I think... (putting on best mafiosi voice). Joe, I never had a profile up, and I am English, but I feel pissed off that my American friends keep getting picked on by frustrated poet-types. My photo comes and goes depending on my mood. but who are _you_, Joe? Am very flattered that you think I'm Dr J. He (ok Sags, she) is hilarious.

hilarious? That's a matter of opinion, personally I find it a bit rich that someone who snipes and snides at other users for _supposedly_ having alter-egos and makes out that she is little miss perfect, creates a hideous persona of HER own!

eh? I never said you were dr. jackal, I was referring back to few weeks ago when I accused Galfreda and AG of being the same person. Are you now admiting you are dr, j too? seems to me, you are too confused for your own good. Maybe you should go to college and study a " how to be several different people online at the same time" course. I hear Thailand has some openings.

I am going to bed. I am everybody.

only at the abctales annual 'come by shep' outing of a troll programme on BBC2

Good morning. I just thought I'd better reply to joe_novak and SHAL. Joe - my Dr J response (which you read as being to you) was to SHAL's bizarre suggestions. You (joe) think I'm Archergirl for some reason. SHAL - my comment about you being "so so right" about me being Dr Jekyll was meant to be sarcastic, but you chose to read it as literal. Up to you, but nothing to do with me. "Little miss perfect"?! Is that "snipe/snide" something to do with me defending AG/Pepsoid when they were being bullied? You're just brimming with love and tenderness aren't you Saggy. Re. the "identity" issue - it's a famously flammable one on the web isn't it. It seems to make people feel almost psychotically paranoid, not knowing who anyone "really" is (yes, even if you've met "them" down the pub/at a troll convention) especially in the context of "creative writing". For are we not all expressing our true and unitary souls etc etc...

""if you want to be a muslim it helps to be a morning person ..." Shouldn't that be 'mourning'

ugh- hard to decipher this thread....

I have three fleeces. And it's strange.... each of them makes me feel like a different person when I'm wearing it. The navy blue one seems to suggest staidness, bookishness, a certain quietness of temperament - a bit civil-servanty, you might say. Goes well with a broadsheet paper tucked under the arm and a brief-case containing a Tupperware lunch box. The black one, which is chunkier, makes me feel hard: goes very well with my DMs and black jeans and my Friday night vodka-fuelled street stomp when I go out looking for chavs to intimidate. I don't wear the purple one much. It makes me feel like an arse, and always seems to attract derisive looks from policemen. Funny how something so simple as an item of clothing can lead to such radical shifts of personality. Anyone else noticed this?

Yes, Americans wear fleeces, although I'm not quite sure if we call them 'fleeces', per se. We might call them 'polarfleece' or something. Dunno. I like fleeces. I have several. Purple, red, turquoise, black, palest blue. I have pullovers and zip-ups, baggy and tight! They *are* rather sporty, but I like them 'cos they're warm, although I *do* wear them with hiking shoes on occasion! I don't mind if men wear them; I wouldn't call it particularly 'sexy', but then it's not unsexy either. I geddit! Saggyhairyarseladee is my evil twin! Saggyhairyarse is a play on the word 'Sagittarius'; hence, also, the references to bows and arrows, etc, e.g. 'archergirl'. So very clever, you; wish I'd thought of it myself, or cottoned on sooner! I doubt you live on the outskirts of Cambridge, although that would explain the foul smell wafting about when the wind blows a certain direction. Didn't know they had derelict council bedsits in that part of the city, but I bet they do further east! Galfreda and I aren't the same person, although some people like to accuse us of being so and we do, apparently, wear the same size pants. We *also* share a mutual dislike of arseholey trolls and forum-moron-bullies.

You mean like Dr Jekyll? Give it up. You've been outed, and there is no doubt about it. I know some americans have plenty of front, but you take the cake. (no, we dont need a response about your incredible, better-than-everyone-elses-tits ) If you want to post evil shit about people under a pseud, be sure you will be outed Archer/Dr. Jekyll. Admittedly, your other pseud is harmless, though inventing a persona to be your friend is a little sad, no?

CC, did you forget to take your Haldol this morning, love, or what? It's really rich, coming from you, who stomps off the forum in a tizz whenever things don't go your way, then comes back on under different names, to accuse me of being someone I'm not. But I do have nice breasts. Still lovely and firm at 36. Apparently, bipolarity is a symptom expressed by people who can't get in touch with their feelings in an appropriate manner. You need further treatment, clearly, before your children suffer further from your mood swings.

Wow.. at least you're doing it under your own name now ArcherJekyll. Well done. I have heard tell that recognising ones fuckwittery is the first step to conquering it. Thank you for sharing etc etc ad nauseum. Am also impressed that you spotted me (not that I've hidden it) without YOU having recourse of looking at I.P's - well done, yes, well done indeed. Not got any filing to do today?

I don't think I've ever worn a fleece and I feel quite left out. Am I missing out on so much? - If it helps I've owned several wooly jumpers and as a child was made to wear a duffel coat with those strange elongated buttons - Oh and mittens and a string so I couldn't lose them - of course they also made it extremely difficult to take them off and near impossible to remove the coat itself, in fact now I think about it the whole mixture together made a nightmarish mix of possible accidents, strangulation, overheating, tripping up, and then there was the static electricity build up.

I actually prefer woolly jumpers, as well; I have a real fetish for good, soft lambswool. One of my most fervent wishes is to get ahold of some musk-ox wool and knit a scarf out of this most luxuriant of wools. I always liked those duffel coats with the long buttons! I may have actually wanted one, but I never got one. Neither did I have mittens on a string, which seems to me to be a fabulous invention, but I can see that there may be potential for several different disasters with them. Tsk, CC, really, you do me an injustice. I *am* a clever rabbit. How many different people have the same I.P.s, I wonder, yes, I do, and I no longer have access to these things, do I?. I do believe there was some debate about this about a year-plus ago, when little trolls were prowling about. I'm sure you think you know everything about everything on this site with your redoubtable ed's privvies; hmm mm, nope. Not in this case.

I like my fleeces - but they all have gravy stains, little burn holes and other things down the fronts - so I am banned from wearing them. Now they have to be thrown away - but I might sneak them back into use one day as throwing away is about as likely as flying in this household.

Fleeces are good if they stay nice and soft. My husband has an awful tendency to a) boil fleeces in 90 degree water or b) bake them in a very hot dryer. They get all, kind of, hard or something. I've banned him from doing anyone's laundry but his own, as he does the same thing to my woolly jumpers!

I have a purple fleece. I chose purple because it should make me easier to spot if I fall in the water.

But you'd be 'sexier' in an orange one, Dan!

My goodness gracious me. I come back and there's 95 new messages about fleeces? You all have (ok, a small but noisy minority of you anyway) FLEECE IN YOUR HEADS. And for the record, _I_ am the only Dr Jekyll there is!