Bad Writing Prize
Tue, 2011-12-20 16:39
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Bad Writing Prize
I haven't been around for ages and so have been busy today catching up on reading (so much good stuff), a lot of which was for entry to a Bad Writing competition. As all the ones I saw were dated around summertime, I assume the competition is over, if it even existed to begin with? Will there be another? Was there one to begin with? Was Jimmy Saville in attendance?
Ha, reading that back over, it looks like I was saying I'd read a lot of accidentally crap stuff. The bad stuff in question was bad on purpose, the works had the comp title in the title. It may have been an in-joke as I've been away for so long though I like to think it existed.
I am suitably grizzled by your brief tome - Blake is a figure of contempt in our house already, his very name roughly translated into Greek means dirge. Speak of him no more
I feel enormous empathy for Blake. Clearly he is a deep complex character sadly unappreciated. I'm hooked.
actually I think that is pretty good stan and, anywhere else, and it would get a cherry.
STAN Finish it Finnish it I must know ?
Did He get the girl, or more importantly
Did he actually get control of the class.
DAH-DAH-DAAAHHH.
I was going to do the ending to Eastenders, but how would you put that to page ?
My bad writing attempt was the last thing I managed to write six months ago. It must have broken me. And I didn't even win the prize!
I just don't know anymore, Stan, I just don't know...