Wish I had said that?

"you wouldn't want to hear the truth"-hmm I wonder who that was? Alfred Hitchcock?

The truth is usually a lie

'Even a wrong turning leads somewhere.' Nice. Nothing is ever as good or as bad as when you first hear it.

I'm actually taking this from a book, but it's something that you can use in a little argument you're having. Let's say that you're a teenager like me, and you're grounded, and your parents say that you can't come out of your room. Well, if you have to use the bathroom, and your parents catch you, then you can say something like this: Mom or dad yells, "(Name), what are you doing out of your room?! I thought I had told you that you couldn't come out!" You say back calmly or harshly, whichever way you prefer it (I prefer calmly, or you'll just get grounded again), "Well, you're not the only human in this house, you know. I'm a living, breathing, human being too, and sometimes, I have to use the restroom." Tip: Don't use it all the time; it'll seem more cliche than it already is, and it gets on people's nerves. And your parents or whoever you're saying it to will catch on to it eventually if you do. Savannah

My daughter, who was two at the time, in answer to the question: "What are you doing with a teapot on your foot?" said "I'm just being a person, daddy." I loved the simplicity of the answer - better than anything I could have come up with. She followed it up a few minutes later with a proud: "I do the best farts in the world". Brought a tear to my eye.

new cavalderl "Many hands make light work". "Hoomph! was always said when young, all office friends used it? While you live under my roof you will, do as your told,I don't care if you habve the key of the door 21 then those days. Pop's saying. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket"? "A fool and his money are soon parted". "A rolling stone gathers no moss". "Trust you to say that". "Your getting on my nerves",saying. "Silly mummy". "Kiss it better". "You are left footed like a tree when you dance". "F word starts from like when our baby only under two years,old two elderly had her then,upsatirs! told me, what "F" for Freddy I say, "No "F" swear word,well dad used most time caught on,then here child above repeated shows you? "Does "see you later mean=same day"! obviously not what! disappointment! "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". "A smile is worth all the money in the world". Quite a few more maybe? Saying "short ar'se. sorry! "Lovely Jubbly". "A woman's work is never done!" "Get the hell" out of here! Daughter said somehing on bus one day,very young! Shoosh! be quiet I said". Because out of the mouth comes the truth! of babes". "Don't let the cat out the bag"? Not sure if this is how you mean? "Shutup"! "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!" I haven't put what meanings sayings involve! Light exstinguished is darkness engaged? Good luck. julie xx

new Clive Pearson Hello! Thankyou answering comments, some are sayings our days.whoops! No! I am Sussex born and bread. Although went Bournemouth once single for a while! I will tell you where it comes from I love saying! Like your's for "Lovley Jubby" I always loved and watched "Del Boy" and "David Jason" think films and Dvd for a laugh! and to lift one up someimes. Adn "Carry On films fab; both. "Trotter's Van2 'Del Boy and the blow up dolls,squealed air compressed! I did go "Birmingham" when,we had bread and sugar poor times,from an uncle bad for teeth! big family,some m from Scotland and Somerset,accent have! And I had Bournemouth accent single,when returned home. Like the name of yours for "Lovely Jubbly". Yes,we say crumpets! but can mean.that's a nice bit of crumpet too,get my meaning. We had many weird names for sweets too! "Sherbert Fountains" Aniseed sticks. and so on. julie x

yummy yummy yummy was said by Yassir Arafat when he realised a pigeon had laid an egg on Easter morning in his balaclava. Thence he boiled it and ate it the only way he knew. Through his sisters nose . Later that day someone farted. Of that we are certain.

I'm glad you did ! May I tweet this Foosiet? Alongside the Iran Democratica Tweets!

a fart in the forest is better than one in the house. The Old man and the Fart I didn't say that this 8th of March

Does that mean Mr Stan, that we Weemen (?) are allowed to say some truths and are supposed to suppress them the rest of the year? he he As Jolono so rightly stated you men have charge of the other 364 days. We certainly still need to cry out for equal rights, don't we? Sorry it's the 9th now-I'll shut up. ;D

I honestly don't believe so Footsie. That makes chaos and war in my opinion.

new All Do you know force of a "Cows fart" will knock you over proved? Well mine eats lot of baked beans alway's he is full of wind? calcaderl julie xx