ABCtales = Studs + Vixens Anonymous

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Yayyy...Enzo is so much better, (even if it only has 2 syllables, which if I remember correctly was your reason for changing it.) Welcome back!
Does being creative make a girl inherently more boffable? Possibly. I certainly dig songwriter chicks, even if they're not particularly good at it. I cannot, however, think of a single instance where my creative abilities have aided me in romantic or carnal pursuits - unless you include the 'art' of bullshitting, in which case I owe every single sexual encounter in my life to 'creativity'.
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Mingle: A Few Hours at the British Library. Brilliant. Better turn-out than you'd have thought, in quantity and quality, and actually met some nice 'normals'. However, I must recount the story of Henry. The conversation with Henry, a 60-odd, pompus squat man with a great moustache. He was insane. And I mean clinically. I am cutting together here parts of conversations the people I was with him in order to get the best points across. The content is all true: Henry: Hi, I'm Henry Us: Hi Henry. Henry: Have you heard of Wagner? Us: Yes Henry: The man never wrote a note. I wrote all his music. Us: *stifled laughter* Um.... Henry: Have you heard good music? Us: Er...yeah. Henry: I wrote it. All of it. And another thing: Music is a reflection of the politics of the time. Us: Oh. So what about more contemporary music? How does that reflect the current politics? At this point Henry pauses for at least fifteen seconds. He wears no expression. Henry: Have you heard of Wagner? Us: Er..yeah. Henry: They say the part of my brain that write his music is detached from the rest of my brian. [THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE- HE REALLY SAID THIS] At this point, I could take no more and walked away, laughing. However, one of my friends said: "I wrote West Side Story." Henry: Really? Do you know Wagner? Sadly, everyone else, while slightly oddball at times, was reasonably normal. I actually had fun. We went to the pub after, dragging a few stragglers with us and had a good night. I'm still wearing my wristband. It's like those charity ones, except it reads, "Where Beautiful Minds Meet." Lovely. Enzo.. www.thedevilbetweenus.com
Enzo
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Apologies for slight typos, am at work and typing quickly.
Wow. I always wanted to meet Wagner. Lucky you. (I hope you seriously considered the possibility that Henry DID write all of Wagner's greatest hits). Did it really say 'Where Beautiful Minds meet?' - I can't believe that! What were they thinking?! Glad you had a good time though Enzo.
Anyone else think that 'Henry' was hired just to mingle and make conversation happen?
Enzo
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No actor is so talented, KJ... Enzo.. www.thedevilbetweenus.com
Look, all this Henry is stuff is all well and good. What we really want to know is, did you cop off? Man or woman? Worth going from the little black book of view? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge?
Enzo
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It's complicated. Yes and no. I'd really recommend it though. Enzo.. www.thedevilbetweenus.com
That's a cop out. Details please.
Enzo
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Well, if we got our collective act together and sorted an ABCTales event, we could all get together and share our stories. Enzo.. www.thedevilbetweenus.com
I thought abc was doing an anth?
Not yet - someday soon, I hope - but we would need money to do that!

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