Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail)

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Wed, 2006-07-19 20:28

Hi thought I'd pop by and say hi. OOps nearly a poem there.......doh.

Anyway I have read a load of threads and am surprised that the same ill mannered peeps are still posting. What I mean is that the old paranoia that Mykle of UKA establishment is still in situ against Missi is surprising. Does he have nothing else in his life to amuse him?

For example has he no good woman to bed? No children or grand children to play with? Is ABC or UKA all he has to fulfill his needs?

Archergirl.....I am surprised at your vitriolic responses to Missi. Do you hold a secret passion for him?

Poet Jude you of all am surprised that you didn't defend G. You have met him on many occassions and am sure you agree with me he is a perfect gentleman.

Oh well will get the proverbial jaffa cakes and lemingade out and wait for the replies. ;0 AJ

Wed, 2006-07-19 21:16

primate

Ahh, Lemingade! There's a blast from the past. From a time when the forums were alive with the sound of music and laughter. Shame it's not like that now really, but hey ho, what can you do. I'm off to have another jaffa cake too I think.

Wed, 2006-07-19 21:24

neilmc

You two will get huge fat arses from all those Jaffa cakes. I don't eat them because I won't eat anything named after Israeli cities .

Wed, 2006-07-19 21:24

archergirl

Missi knows I hold him in the highest of esteem. We have a tough-love relationship, fulla sparks. *wink*

Wed, 2006-07-19 21:51

auntie_jackie

throws open the doors to all fat arses......lets have a party. I have the necassary lemingade, plus brandy. Jaffa cakes galore......even have some diet ones (not many) so look sharp! Music to be arranged due to having poor taste! lol ;0

Thu, 2006-07-20 11:04

pepsoid

Suddenly I feel like a newbie... :-( Lemingade...?? *** pepsoid *** [[[ " It is a pickle, no doubt about it " - The Oracle (The Matrix) ]]]

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Thu, 2006-07-20 16:57

mississippi

Aw, ain't that sweet? Jackie rushing to my defence! Thanks Jackie, but ya know I need defending against the likes of perpetual twat Slimey to same degree as David needed against Goliath. He blusters around the forum spouting crap, most of which he's googled, (hence his nickname of yore, the Googlemeister), and tries so very hard to give the impression of intelligence and refinement. Ya know I wondered what that lump in my pants was. AG, please let go of my high esteem. Haemorrhoid, you ARE a newbie!

Thu, 2006-07-20 17:15

mykle

Lemmingade was a joke name for Lemonade popularised by Egriff who was eventually hounded off the site by Missi and pals for his humour. I have to say his humour was similar to yours Pepsoid so watch your back.

Thu, 2006-07-20 19:52

mississippi

Egriff was not hounded off anywhere by either me or anybody else. He was / is however, a similar twat to slimey, though one with more intelligence and less need to fool people.

Thu, 2006-07-20 19:55

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archergirl

You two should do a live, onstage routine together; neither of you will give it up! You remind me of my husband and I at dinner parties.

Thu, 2006-07-20 19:57

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mississippi

If that's the case, he's the one with the tits!

Thu, 2006-07-20 19:59

#12

archergirl

If they're anything like mine, a good bra does wonders! :-D

Thu, 2006-07-20 20:05

#13

mississippi

Sounds like you're bragging a bit there, though I guess it could mean they've got gravel rash. He IS a rather large tit though.

Thu, 2006-07-20 20:22

#14

auntie_jackie

taps feet in anticipation...........is nobody gonna come to my party?

Thu, 2006-07-20 20:24

#15

auntie_jackie

taps feet in anticipation...........is nobody gonna come to my party?

Thu, 2006-07-20 20:30

#16

auntie_jackie

oh and by the way.........for all new peeps. We used to have a laugh on here, we had many a squabble, but we laughed and had fun. Jaffa cakes and tin hats were invented when I and lovely Liana used to fight often. We met and became friends. We both agreed that the reason we fell out was because we were so much like each other. (although she is a lot younger and better looking). What has happened since? So like I said let's party! Last one in gets me a clean tena lady! ;0 For the new members am commonly known as AJ coined by the lovely Antoinette. Now where has she gone to.....along with lovely Jay, Nicki, Karl etc etc etc.

Thu, 2006-07-20 23:15

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mississippi

If you bend the rules a bit, I'll come to ya party. I hung back cos I don't have a fat arse.

Thu, 2006-07-20 23:18

#18

auntie_jackie

so that's two OLD reprobates.......wonders if anybody will come now you've joined the party! PS what rules do you require bending?

Fri, 2006-07-21 09:14

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pepsoid

I have a very spiny back, Mykle, but thanks for the warning! I like the sound of this lemingade... can I have a glass please? Not sure about the Tena Lady, but I can offer you an absorbent sponge... *** pepsoid *** [[[ " It is a pickle, no doubt about it " - The Oracle (The Matrix) ]]]

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Fri, 2006-07-21 19:08

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auntie_jackie

lol pepsoid........don't worry about tena ladies. They are so absorbent these days! Can piss meself loads of times and nobody will notice. Nice to welcome ya.......what do want to drink? And what music is your scene?

Fri, 2006-07-21 22:27

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Dr Jekyll

Urgh, I hate this party, I feel sick. Am sitting in the corner scowling. May puke for the hell of it.

Fri, 2006-07-21 23:17

#22

auntie_jackie

Oh no is there a doctor in the house? Takes tena lady off and mops up sick in the corner!

Fri, 2006-07-21 23:26

#23

Dr Jekyll

I want some crisps.

Sat, 2006-07-22 00:32

#24

mississippi

Before some sexually-repressed tosser in Scarborough jumps to the wrong conclusion, I'd like to state that I am not Dr Heckle. I thank you.

Sat, 2006-07-22 14:33

#25

pepsoid

I'm rather taken with Sainsbury's Diet Cream Soda at the mo. And a spot of Nine Inch Nails. And a feta stuffed olive or two is just dandy! *** pepsoid *** [[[ " It is a pickle, no doubt about it " - The Oracle (The Matrix) ]]]

The All New Pepsoid the Second!

Sat, 2006-07-22 16:11

#26

Jack Cade

Dr. Jekyll's new. His witless put-downs are too generic and lacking in references to UEA-gangbanging for him to be a regular member going twat.

Sat, 2006-07-22 18:05

#27

Dr Jekyll

Yeesss. The people at UEA are so. Bloody. Clever. Aren't. They. with their inside references to Professor so-and-so and their teddiby difficawlt poimes they like to write about one another. Oh. So. Witty. How we love them. Cookie cutter poets.

Sat, 2006-07-22 21:48

#28

Jack Cade

Too little, too late.

Sat, 2006-07-22 23:36

#29

auntie_jackie

Oh dear I come back from mopping up spewings and what do I find? A naughty boy's scrap! Now now can we all get pissed, eat all things bad for ya and be friends? And notice am a wee bit short on women party goers. Can you men go and bag some women? ;0

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