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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 57599 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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My stories
Heading Downstream
The real ending to The Wind In The Willows. They went out with their Dignitas intact...
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Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse
Twitter is a bunch of arse A self-indulgent waste Of the time the good Lord gave us And a coffin-nail for taste It’s a way to boast and brag and crow About how you’re the best
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Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon
Dinner is always gone too soon The plate too quickly cleared. Leaving worn ceramic patterns and a fat man’s lonely fears. In the darkened hours that lie ahead Before the next meal comes
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Cold meat For Dinner
Tiny paws upon my hands. Weave patterns on the backs. My palms against my stomach Where the skin is cold and slack. My buttocks on unyielding pine My pulse is long since gone.
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Conkers
A boy accidentally kills his brother with a conker
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