Weird Search Engine Requests

I won't go into the details but I confess that this morning I typed, 'can women orgasm from riding a horse?' into google. When I'd done it (and studied the results) I got to thinking about whether there were lists of the weirdest things people had typed into search engines. I found this short-ish list which I've pasted below. Does anyone have any to add?

Where can I buy a penguin?
hairy chick
pichers of pengwines
Do Penguins die when they fall over?
do people in antarctica shower?
How penguin survive in the arctic
how to keep a pizza warm in antarctica
how People help Leopard seals
screwed a penguin
pictures of sex with fram animals
women having sexual intercourse with dogs for pleasure
how many times a day do men think about sex
how many times in a minute do men think about sex
if the world is a cube what would happen to the weather
where can i find five minute speeches that would be humorous to teenage boys?
what is kangaroos real name?
How Often Are Animals Eaten
stole al capone bike god
what is meaning of french phrase che che la femme?
young pussy being fucked til it bleeds
how do woman walk after sexual intercourse
what can I do to make my woman a nymphomaniac?
what is an itch?
how to determine womens sizes and weight?
where can I find quotes about men who cheat on their girlfriends?
how do you deal with arseholes for husbands
how do you get your back hole so big for sex?
how long after tonsillectomy oral sex
how do you ask a soldier to be the last person to die for a mistake?
how do you know if your hamster is having sex
how many meters can a grizzly bear run in one second
how many dinosaurs were found in between 1992-2004
how do you know when you don't have to buy her anymore drinks?
how do you know when you've had really good sex
how long do i have to lay here after sex
how do you impress a man?
hitting your nuts on a pole
How fast do cuts to the penis heal?
how do you pronounce guillotine
Should I date an engineer?
My girlfriend won't stop eating chocolate. She's getting fatter every day
does a full floppy disk weigh more than a blank one?
how much to put mega bites on a computer
How much for a computer with all the accessories and herd drives
why do men's feet smell worse than womens?
what can I eat to freshen my breath after drinking wine?
how do you tell if an egg is fresh when you live on top of a mountain
how many snails france drinks in a year .
how to freeze dry moral mushrooms
how to fix sex object in computer
maradona lobotomy
how to like french people?
where can i see pictures of climbers taking a fall?
what does a computer engineer do?