Poems

It does what it says on the tin.

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Albert, Adam and the Orange

So, orange tightly clutched in hand, He set about his quest, And found Adam sitting ‘neath a tree, And snoring in his rest,
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The Dentist and Denise

Patrick Orrow was a dentist, The best in all of town, He was the man you went to see, If you had cracked your crown.

The Entirely Tragic Love Affair of the Carrot and the Turnip

Tomatoes next to cabbages, a swede beside a spud, A utopia of veg there was all nestled in the mud,