I've been off work for a week and have become addicted to Jeremy Kyle's morning chat show. Tricia was always my favourite before now, but Kyle really gets in their face and tells it like it is.
"Come on, I want to see the fire in your eyes! Why should I believe you?"
"Sir, you are a disgrace! Take a look at yourself. How can you look after a baby when you can't even look after yourself?"
But for the last week I've been pondering a question. How come every single one of the "guests", without exception, dresses as though they are trailer trash?