JadePanther

"Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl...cause it hurts like hell." David Bowie is so fucking rad in this movie.

This story uses bad language (arts skills) and my be offensive to Orientals Second week, Thursday. In addition to bringing my ass over here to help with this new, sales initiative, my company decides to bring a person from the Eastern office. Her name is Cindy, she is Taiwanese; the real pronunciation of her name can only be heard or spoken by aquaticmammals. She is very nice, if I had to guess, only because i know her work history, I'd say 35. You know how, Asian women can either be 17 or 90, like over 90 you can sort of tell their age, but if they're 65, they might as well be 20. She speaks pretty good English but with a seriously awesome Asian flare. Like she will say "Learry." I'll be like, yeah in the Houston office we always include the industry code on each sales order (gosh, I know, riveting), and she's always like "Learry." Go ahead say it out loud, it helps me. When i was a kid, i used to say "Leyyow" or "Bayyet, " Ls and Ys gave me some trouble (please don't ask, why, as a child, i was constantly saying ballet). Well Cindy is not too good with her Rs and Ls. Keep this in mind for later.