OK, I must just clear something up, as I get terribly confused...

Jasper_666... are you also Nikaya999, who is also Mark Brown (or something else beginning with B)? And are you Australian? And do you like cheese?

(you may opt to ignore the last question)

Ta muchly, like!

"P"

http://www.abctales.com/yutka/words

...Ending feels a bit rushed, but otherwise very evocative bit of writing about writing...

"P"

http://www.abctales.com/emma_white/i_wanna_be_a_pornstar

...Sex at its most un-erotic... which is meant as a compliment, by the way!

Refreshingly rude, direct & funny... an antidote to the kind of erotica that takes itself far too seriously!

"P"

http://www.abctales.com/node/544827

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

And this.

http://www.abctales.com/node/544505

Brilliant!!

The insect Supermodel - Long-legged, anorexic, lightbulb addicted, actress/spider wannabe, with no sense of direction.
House is full of the bloody things. Hate them.

I came across this poem the other day and thought I'd share it with you all. I think it's about as sad as they come.

My Boyhood Dog

What Subsidy Publishing is?
I have just received an email from somebody claiming to represent a Subsidy Publisher and offering to give my manuscript a "no fee, no obligation review"
I am certain that there must be a catch because I've never heard of the guy or his company.

I had promised myself that I was going to stop flagging new pieces but this is so special... It manages to take God out of the churches and put Him back where He belongs.
Wonderful, Fergal.

http://www.abctales.com/fergal/oh_holy_night