Donald Rumsfeld is giving George Bush his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

http://www.abctales.com/megan/compromise

I liked your idea/ending for this, Megan!

"... his headboard was hairy like a hyena and coarse if you stroked it the wrong way. Sometimes it got a bit unruly and tried to eat him when he wasn't looking..."
A very unusual story which gets steadily more absorbing.
Well worth a look - probably not by the Megan I was expecting :o)
http://www.abctales.com/megan/the_chicken_at_the_door

http://www.abctales.com/pepsoid/my_ego

My God, this is brilliant!

Well done, pepsoid!

Poet Laureate for you, methinks!

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http://www.abctales.com/jack_cade/non-joke

A slice of poetic, surreal nonsense - luvvit!!

"P"

http://www.abctales.com/lisa_hinsley/ambivalence

Don't really resonate with the concept (that ambivalence = contentment), but...

Like the line 'beige of life'...!

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