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I have 292 stories published in
18 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 389791 times
and 120 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Joe
My stories
The Pick Up
I can tell alot about a girl by what she says as she steps from a wreck:
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While they cuddle under the duvet, their neighbours suffer from tinnitus
"They're not nearly as in love as we are. "Are we that sickening? "Nah. We don't even snog in public. "Except that one time, remember when we smooched in Heigham Park? "And all the children went momentarily blind? "Yeah. "Yeah.
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Careful, love, I'm thinking of Morrissey
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What you're doing to your body
Your lungs are rolled-up cereal packets. Your heart is a turnpike.
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- 1286 reads