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Digging, Picnics, Romance
People say that romance is dead, but it’s just evolving. Candles have been replaced by LEDs, poetry has been replaced by txt spk and long walks on the beach have been replaced by the 100m sprint.
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Dancing, Tourism, Babies
People don't like to visit one horse towns. They need to know that if the horse breaks down there'll be another one to replace it immediately.
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Books, Beverages, The Moon
It had always been my dream to create a hit beverage. I wanted children in Sudan drinking my cans and doctors in Toronto sipping my bottles.
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Christmas, Tradition, Love Affairs
I’ve never had much luck with the ladies. It’s impossible for me to say the right thing, because there’s a special “Wrong” filter in my brain.
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Bus Stops, Baldness, Inventions
A poorly fed cat crosses the road, narrowly missing a double decker bus as she jumps onto the pavement and into a bush.
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