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Patrick Swayze, Foreskins, Umbrellas
Like many Jewish men today, I was born with a penis between my legs, just above my testicles.
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Cinemas, Food, Explosions
My local cinema was never too strict. It wasn't part of a chain, so there was a bit more freedom. It was nice, hardly any evilness.
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Radiation, Suicide, Superpowers
All superheroes have their own believable origin story. Batman lost his parents, Superman lost his planet, Spider-Man lost his ability to never get bitten by a radioactive spider. I’m no different.
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Love, Nightmares, Sandwiches
Competition Entry
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Self Help Book
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.
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