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Being Early, Headlocks, The Baldwin Brothers
James arrived home three hours earlier than planned. He found his wife naked and glistening with sweat, searching the contents of the refridgerator. "What's going on?" he barked.
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Sadness, Tears, Plumbing
The water began to drip from Edward's ceiling late in 2006. It took a week for the wallpaper to start falling off and a fortnight for the smell to move in.
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Deathbeds, Girl Fights, Hearts
The Make-A-Wish Foundation came to him on his deathbed and offered him one wish. "I wish for Sarah Michelle Gellar and Kristen Bell to fight for my love." he told them.
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Egypt, Friendship, Caves
There was once an Egyptian man named Colin. He was the son of the famous Imhotep, the architect responsible for creating the first Egyptian pyramid.
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Celebrities, Farting, Aeroplane.
I need to apologise from the start. And warn you. Apologies and warnings: The word fart is about to be mentioned many times.
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