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Inside the Mind of an Enlightened Master
Before enlightenment, chop wood. After enlightenment, chop wood. I tell that shit to the disciples - the young monks and nuns rather - and it makes...
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- 350 reads
The Awakening of a Potato Waffle
Frank, a potato waffle eater, woke up in a new reality one morning, having undergone a startling metamorphosis in the night. Having closed his eyes...
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- 504 reads
The Healing
Dr. Hate loved having me as his patient. He knew that he could wind me up. He did it deliberately - relished pissing me off - worse than those...
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In Between the Yin and the Yang
In the mad tie dye sanctuary of Hippyville, Gentle Ben cradled his soul mate Starchild as they looked out upon a golden sunset. "Wow," they said in...
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- 393 reads
Scandinavian Gothic
Beneath a giant silver kroner moon, a solitary figure trudged through Swedish snow. His man-with-no-name trench coat flapping in the wind, a weighty...
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- 573 reads