The Awakening of a Potato Waffle

Frank, a potato waffle eater, woke up in a new reality one morning, having undergone a startling metamorphosis in the night. Having closed his eyes as a human being the evening before, he regained vision to find that his form had been transformed into the very foodstuff that he so much liked to eat.
     At first he was bewildered with no recognition of the fact. His experience began at birth - from the darkness of the freezer stored cardboard packet, he was born into the first light of a glaring kitchen.
     As he started to thaw he began to remember his transitory waffle nature. As he was
cooked on the grill, he started to sweat about where he might be bound. But gradually - out of necessity - he developed faith in reaching a good destiny.
     This was granted to him in approximately fifteen minutes when the timer pinged.
     He found his ultimate happiness and release being rejoined to the cosmos in mushed-up unity with baked beans, toast and soya chunks in his own being's consumption. Whereupon Frank the potato waffle eater woke up as a human again with a new understanding and appreciation of this human life. Ravenous for a potato waffles breakfast, he got out of bed and headed for the kitchen.