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I have 292 stories published in
18 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 399513 times
and 120 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Joe
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Choconana sandwiches at Southwold
Poor horizon, that's not a seagull. That's a kite in the shape of a seagull.
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- 1314 reads
Advice for balloons #3
Hang around outside the YMCA until a boy with a static haircut takes you by the string.
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- 1503 reads
Advice for balloons #2
No need to fear the bats; they see in sound. Teach them mathematics with your expository shape.
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- 1288 reads
New Things
I have already been perfect once, this morning: my horse's nose, my gibbon's corrugated brow, the splendid chain-mail of my reptilian neck. (A poem written for Pascale Petit's workshop on the Guardian website.)
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- 1076 reads
Advice for balloons
Rise above the Roman Catholic Cathedral and push off towards the balconys of the waffle-stack estate.
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- 1606 reads