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New Inventions! (Maybe The Past Was Better?) by Mr A.N.Muggins
New Inventions, New Inventions! Coming out of my hair, Up my nose, And aching in my brain. I long for the good old days, When everything was simple,...
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More Thoughts About Biscuits and History! (An Aid To The History and Geography of Europe (and particularly Scotland and France)) by Mr Alfred N.Muggins
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The Jacobites would actually have been a great name for some biscuits, perhaps made with oats as an ingredient, and placed in tins of packaging with...
Time Travel To The Time Of Good Old King Henry : Auld England Was Green! (Land Of Greensleeves) by A.N.Muggins
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And Auld England was still truly green in those days of Olde. Outlaws of Robin Hood’s ilk probably still roamed the woods and evaded the justice of...
Mr A.N.Muggins Gets Criticized For Thinking Openly About The World's Problems (Without Having A Clear Plan)
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Mr Muggins had once wanted to be a rock star. Now it was the writing bug which had got him, but similarly no avail. He’d make his mark on the world...
Recent Invasions Of Scotland by Alfred.N.Muggins
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Alfred and some of his friends had first invaded Scotland in 1984, armed with maps and guide books, and a car. Thereupon they had taken it upon...
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