Geoffrey

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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 490579 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Geoffrey Ball

My stories

The saga of a new electric fire

By Geoffrey on Tue, 12 Oct 2010

Mary feels the cold and had a two bar electric fire for a mere fifty years. Then it went wrong!
Humour
Story
Certificate U

How many workmen does it take to repair an electric cable

By Geoffrey on Mon, 11 Oct 2010

My friend Mary lives in a flat on South Bank which is a fairly steep road behind Surbiton station.
Humour
Certificate U

Collecting rock labels is bad for your teeth

By Geoffrey on Mon, 11 Oct 2010

Seaside rock is quite unique For each stick has a label My neighbour travels round the world And finds me rock when she is able When she comes home I eat the rock
Humour
Poem
Certificate U

Konichiwa

By Geoffrey on Sun, 10 Oct 2010

My name is Fred Warren and I’m ninety-seven years old. People tell me that they wouldn’t think so to look at me, but I really am that age.
Miscellaneous
Story
Certificate U

Gone fishing

By Geoffrey on Sun, 10 Oct 2010

At the age of twenty five Elizabeth was beginning to feel that marriage might have passed her by.
Humour
Certificate U

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