Collecting rock labels is bad for your teeth

Seaside rock is quite unique
For each stick has a label
My neighbour travels round the world
And finds me rock when she is able

When she comes home I eat the rock
I collect the labels for a joke
But when I start to eat the rock
I find my teeth get broke

For seaside rock has been designed
To wreck the teeth of all mankind
Or to look at it another way
It’s sold to make a dentist’s day

Now fudge is so much softer
It really is quite nice
My dentist recommends it
But I won’t take his advice

He says that rock is bad for me
But I won’t take the hint
Though fudge is so much softer
I prefer the taste of peppermint

So is there anybody out there
Wanting a fortune without drudge
Who owns a factory making sweets?
Please make peppermint flavoured fudge

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