Geoffrey

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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 532124 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Windows

By Geoffrey on Thu, 07 Oct 2010

This week I cleaned my windows Which I very rarely do Unless they’re very misty And I cannot see right through So with a bowl of water Some cleaning rags and soap A squeegee and a ladder
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Seaside rock

By Geoffrey on Thu, 07 Oct 2010

Seaside rock is a favourite treat It’s big and crunchy and tasty to eat But whatever the flavour every one Has a different seaside label on Proper rock has letters right through
Humour
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Incident at Worcester

By Geoffrey on Thu, 07 Oct 2010

Humour
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My cat is now thin

By Geoffrey on Wed, 06 Oct 2010

My cat is now thin My cat’s getting thin for I’m now feeding him A smaller amount and no treats For he’s got very old which is why I’ve been told
Humour
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The transparent man

By Geoffrey on Wed, 06 Oct 2010

The transparent man The transparent man stands alone on the pavement. People pass on either side although he’s rarely seen. Then someone stops to talk to him.
Miscellaneous
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