Montgomery, Montgomery The greatest cad in history A weasel sly and Slippery In expensive cotton frippery His smile so slick and buttery Makes the ladies tummies fluttery
I want to be one of those poets Morose poets Whose misanthropic throes of agony towards their unaccepting society result in late night recitals with raunchy underworld types
Every Saturday afternoon She invades the gastro pub downtown Where the fussball table waits Beneath the barbaric roars of cocky men. Here, she dishes out humiliation in sachets