hejira j

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I have 87 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 67438 times and 42 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Are we motivated yet?

You have a book called 'How to achieve more', It is red, I seem to Recall. But you Have not read it yet. Today, I saw a brown Suited man with one Called 'What's Your Motivation?'

The Invigilator

I have dreamed of such Moments - walking line By line, clipboard in Capable hand, frowning At the one in the t-shirt Saying 'listen to the Beach Boys.' His chewing too loud. I
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It is not ok

It is not ok to only Eat omelettes because You would like to be New as an egg. It is not ok to make Your tobacco pouch into A mouth and use it for All future heart to hearts.
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Lucy in the toilets

They don't know the Name of her first born Yet bandy references To perforated rips. Talking lines between History and sociology. Who is on the left. How gay a gay punk Can be.

Unfortunate

So, there I was Fagging it on My chosen bench When, who should I See but one sent long To the mists Trying to make tiny talk. Couldn't he see, by The shorts under My dress, I was

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