It is not ok

It is not ok to only
Eat omelettes because
You would like to be
New as an egg.

It is not ok to make
Your tobacco pouch into
A mouth and use it for
All future heart to hearts.

It is not ok to place
Your head on the shoulder
Of your bus partner, because
You think she would understand.

It is not ok to fill
Out the Guardian crossword
Squares with
Your names and then

Make up clues accordingly.