'I've always wanted to try roasted meat. We'll hold the boy over the fire crack and roast him alive, and if we like the taste we'll do the same to the girl¦ More bedtime stories from Astrantia.
'When the branch bends under your weight, I will grab hold and pull myself out. And I promise, on my royal blood, not to eat you¦ If you like bedtime stories, read on.
Lesley finished filling in the entry form for the Kent Village of the Year competition. Should she tell the full story? She laughed out loud at that thought.