Jane Hyphen
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Legend of the Pah - 3 (S T Vasectomy Clinic)
‘What word?’ ‘Doesn’t matter. Robert won’t want it. A Ford Crapri! That’s what we always called them. Honestly Alistair, you’re so deluded, he’s not...
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The Legend of the Pah - 2 (S T Vasectomy Clinic)
A wormhole, that was how Alistair thought of his beloved Audi Quattro because that’s how it seemed, like a hidden corridor into another universe. He...
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The Legend of the Pah - 1 (S T Vasectomy Clinic)
‘A vasectomy is the best gift a man can give to his wife…..Alistair, Alistair!’ ‘What?’ He said, without lifting his head. A spread of nails lay...
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The Wasted Wish
‘Go and shut up the chickens for the night, Mai, and when you get back your tea will be ready.’ Mai didn’t like shutting up the chickens by herself...
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Don't Look at the Sheikh
‘A small number of you have been selected to work in the VIP tent. This is a very important location and you will be representing the college,...
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Hi Insert, thanks for the
Posted on Sat, 22 Jan 2022
Hi Insert, thanks for the cherries and your comment. I was really excited about this week's IP but when I went back through my phone, this was the third photo back and I so disappointed because I thought, what on earth is that? I didn't know so I...
Read full commentPosted in Beavers Fag Break (they mostly come at night, mostly)
A wonderful tribute to a
Posted on Tue, 18 Jan 2022
A wonderful tribute to a wonderful place Jenni. I enjoyed shivering limbs and the idea of ghosts (I'm sure there are many) a haven for wildlife. You've captured the spirit of the broadleaved forest in winter and the generosity of our ancient...
Read full commentPosted in Burnham Beeches
Context - I love it but it
Posted on Sat, 15 Jan 2022
Context - I love it but it just makes it all the more absurd. I too, don't earn much above the minimum wage, worked through almost all of the pandemic, dealing with the public, who were mostly angry and didn't social distance. I keep seeing...
Read full commentPosted in Money - some context
'Until you no longer remember
Posted on Sat, 08 Jan 2022
'Until you no longer remember me in your prayers', A long extinguished flame can suddenly re-ignite without warning but an unkissed state is one of both sadness and peace. I love the flow and movement. When something is so far out of reach you...
Read full commentPosted in unkissed
That is a lovely story. I bet
Posted on Wed, 12 Jan 2022
That is a lovely story. I bet he's sharp, his face is beautiful, he looks slightly whippety in the face. One of my whippets is almost 14 years, we've had him since he was 7 weeks old. I loved all the details around the beginnings of Skye's life...
Read full commentPosted in How I Came to Meet Eric
There is lots of texture in
Posted on Mon, 10 Jan 2022
There is lots of texture in this; the smooth dark seals, bright sunshine, mingling with the movement of the sea. There's something friendly and almost human about seals when they're above the water but they become athletic, predatory creatures in...
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Reading this poem left me
Posted on Wed, 05 Jan 2022
Reading this poem left me feeling relaxed. I haven't been to Glastonbury Tor but now I will be making a trip down there. There's so much on offer in the UK to connect us with our ancient ancestors. I like to go to Stonehenge when my birthday...
Read full commentPosted in Ynys Wydryn (Glastonbury Tor)
Love this. The deserted beach
Posted on Fri, 17 Dec 2021
Love this. The deserted beach, the slow rythm of the waves and the rythm of something held, pushing to get out. Soft but unforgiving.
Read full commentPosted in Day before a birthday
Love this tribute to our
Posted on Mon, 13 Dec 2021
Love this tribute to our winter bird. I read recently that they follow us around because they think we're wild pigs but that could just be me since I'm always disturbing the ground, although not with my snout. Their bold nature and tenacity...
Read full commentPosted in Robin At Winter Solstice
'Twisty seclusion' I really
Posted on Sat, 04 Dec 2021
'Twisty seclusion' I really enjoyed your poem and the accompanying photograph. It looks like a lovely spot for tapping into 'unrestrained pulsing earth's wonder'. I wish I had a bit more space for rewilding, it makes such a difference and it...
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