I was the third least popular kid in the entire fifth grade. My ill-fitting clothes were dated and off-brand, my shoes generic and squalid, and I ate...
The kid from the metsickan house across the street told me come play with him today so I went inside to ask her. She told me no and what’s wrong with...
Car doors slam and two sets of Prada Oxfords and four paws walk by. Both voices are male and both voices are variants of B-52s frontman Fred Schneider.