pepsoid

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Larry and Mick Go Nightclubbing

By pepsoid on Mon, 02 Jan 2006

'That's not a good look,' said Larry. 'I've got a bit of pea-skin between my teeth,' said Mick. 'It won't attract the ladies.' 'Hence my intended removal of such prior to departure.'

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Certificate 12

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Larry and Mick do a Spot of Gardening

By pepsoid on Sat, 24 Dec 2005

'I recently went through a phase of being bored of weeing; then I thought, "it's gotta be done, so why not enjoy it?' 'Pass me the spade, Mick.' 'Which made me think about bodily functions in general. I mean, we spend half our lives performing them-' 'Trowel.' 'And that's another thing, by the way... why do we "perform bodily functions? I mean, is it an act of theatre? Do we imagine we are on stage while we're emptying our-' 'Free packet of seeds we got with The Daily Mail.'

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Certificate PG