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I have 560 stories published in 40 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 647305 times and 71 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Daniel Hallington

A repository of all my creative writing works... so far!

My stories

The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat

- Hey, Bill... > Yes, Charlie? - What's that, coming over the hill? > Strewth! - Is it what I think it is, Bill? > What do you think it is, Charlie?

Sudoku Salad

Crispy!

Under or Over?

Am I the only person in the world who prefers to have his toilet rolls served over-arm, rather than under-arm?
Cherry

Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace

'Hey Larry, guess what!' 'What?' 'I've just found that rocket we built all those years ago!' '"We?' 'I helped with the colour scheme.' 'Hmm.' 'Well anyway, curious thing... I was just in Dr. Cherrybalti's earlier, getting my toenails clipped...' 'Dr. Cherrybalti, the veterinary surgeon?' 'Yes.' 'Carry on.'

8 Oct 05: 'Brian Blessed'

9.30am Brian Blessed... He has the same initials as Big Brother. And he's going to be in our local Videodrome shop today, 12-4.

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